Every time I try and resist your additional 20% off sale, you suck me in and force me to shop and buy super cute items for low prices. Even when i PROMISE myself I won't spend anymore money and it's not a good idea to buy more clothes when I'm trying to pack up all the stuff I currently have, you never let me. You put things like this on sale for $31.99:
Like I'm going to be able to say no. I mean, it's practically free. Plus, it was originally like $199, that's sort of a ridiculous mark down. I felt like it was my duty to buy it. Seriously. And then you finally convince me to order this belt I've had my eye on for weeks now:
Umm hello....is it really necessary to make this belt $15.99??? Now I'll be forced to hide the box from Sailor Boy and tuck everything away until after the move. As I'm unpacking you in the new house, I will have to convince him that I've had that stuff for years and he just doesn't remember it. Why do you do this to me?